Yesterday I raised the storm window, then tried to raise the screen, causing the storm window to fall back down like a guillotine on the tip of my index fingers. Both tips broken, one almost cut off. Doc sewed it back together.
Not my brightest of moments. Wish I had not done that.
Now this is not economic development and city planning news, but entertaining.
I generously share this story with you so that you can see that you are clearly brighter than I am. Good for your self esteem.